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Jupiter’s moon Io is one of my favourite looking planets- and according to NASA, the most volcanically active in the solar system.
Girls will be like “daddy 🥺🥺” and it’s just some guy with tattoos who has never been to therapy
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It’s been so long!!!!!! Hi!!!!!! Have me melting over here with all of these good LORD
🌷- you have a super sweet smile
🌿🌿- you don’t realize how beautiful you are
🌎- why are you so far away?!?!?
🌶- I find you verrrry sexy
💐- you’re a total cutie
🍂- I wanna lay in bed and cuddle you
🌞- I wanna make out with you
🌚- I’d totally fuck you
the thing is they really do let you hit because you’re goofy.
i say shit like “whuh oh!” and it makes girls want to kiss me under moonlight for some reason
the most erotic thing in the known universe is when a guy stretches or moves in a way that his shirt rides up his belly and you get a glimpse of happy trail. good lordt